Oh Hello There

So um, I guess you found me. Sorry about that. Love you.... Sorry, too soon.
me talking to little kids:oh hey man wow I like your shoes they light up! No way I wish I had some like that, I bet they make you run so fast!!
me talking to older people:I'm not really sure what it is I want to do with my life, but I figure that as long as I'm happy it can't be that bad
me talking to people my age:well howdily doodily my fellow young people, what's hip hop happening over here? I'm just off to inject a meth and listen to an MTV if you youngsters are 'down' also haha look at that lingo, golly gosh what a time to be alive


"Day four hundred and sixty three in captivity. I am crestfallen."

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let’s play Did I Always Have That Personality Trait Or Did I Absorb It From A Character?

Bonus round: wait one fucking second isn’t that something my friend says and now I’m saying it too

and then there’s my favorite: Did I Get That From My Friend Or Did They Get It From Me?

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Seventeen Types, Seventeen Questions

Normal:Do you have any hidden talents?
Fire:Would you consider yourself hot-headed or more even-tempered?
Water:Can you swim? Do you like to swim?
Grass:Would you say you have a green thumb? What have you grown?
Electric:What do you think of thunderstorms?
Flying:How high have you ever been up?
Rock:What is your most precious treasure?
Ground:Are you down to Earth or would you say your head is more in the clouds?
Poison:What is the most disgusting thing you've eaten?
Bug:What is your self-esteem like?
Ice:Do you have to warm up to people you've just met?
Fighting:Do you prefer hand to hand combat or to fight with a weapon?
Psychic:If you could choose telepathy, telekinesis, or precognition, which one would you choose?
Ghost:What are you most afraid of?
Steel:Are you brave or do you easily become nervous or scared?
Dark:Are you street smart?
Dragon:What is your favourite mythological creature?


Pretty cool how if you run out of money you can just stab someone and take theirs

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